wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy (literally...because i used self tanner without gloves...so, i have black palms)
grab my glasses, hit the floor & smell a big sh*tty
before i get the wipes, brush my teeth with a bottle o' wine
'cause after a day in the life of me...i'd rather do time.
emma's doin' pedis on the boys toes toes
mommy would love some new clothes clothes
pottys' full of cell phones phones
drop-topping, eating our favorit, rice crispys
cleaning the sinks & potties
it's time for a mommy & me dance party
screwdrivers, toothbrushes & toys in the pot pot
sayers has another case of the trots trots
my husband is drinking beer & doing the robot bot
tick tock on the clock
but the mommy don't stop
mf ain't got a care in the world,
she's got plenty of cookies
got no money in my pocket, but at least i'm not snookie
and now, the kids are lining up cuz they hear mommy has swagger
gauge my eye balls out if i hear "i've got the moves like jagger"
kiddos all over the scene scene
sure they're goin poop or pee pee
i'm starting to feel a little bit BITCHY....
screwdrivers, toothbrushes & toys in the pot pot
sayers has another case of the trots trots
my husband is drinking beer & doing the roooobot bot
tick tock on the clock
but the mommy don't stop
i'm talking all of my kids want to eat junk junk
would anyone notice if i was locked in the trunk trunk?
wow...the smell...is that sayers or a skunk skunk?
Aint' got a care in the world, but I got plenty of fears
I'm lookin 'round the house, seems like nobody's here
I wander to the kitchen to get a glass of SB (sauvy blanc)
And I open up the fridge to a cup full of doodie
screwdrivers, toothbrushes & toys in the pot pot
sayers has another case of the trots trots
my husband is drinking beer & doing the roooobot bot
tick tock on the clock
but the mommy don't stop
i'm talking doo doo in his pants pants
lots of poo poo in the plants plants
i deserve a vaca to france......... france
You, my sissy, are a strange one, but you are definitely entertaining :)
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