brown's bedtime story for mommy

once upon a time there was a little boy named brown. he was 2 &1/2. emma was 3&1/2. sayers was 0 &1/2 & my mommy was still in her mommy's tummy. but, we went to the beach & mommy was born & then she was eaten by a hammerhead shark. oh & baby mary, the teetsy fish, was too. the end.